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PROJECT HAIL MARY (FILM & NOVEL)
☆ rocky • ryland grace • eva stratt • olesya ilyukhina
♡ rocky/grace • rocky/grace/adrianTHE PITT
☆ cassandra mckay • dana evans • frank langdon • victoria javadi • melanie king
♡ robby/langdon • mckay/javadi • santos & whitakerMARVEL RIVALS
◇ diamond strategist main
☆ invisible woman • luna snow • emma frost • loki • gambit
♡ me/emma's thighs

i'm a stupid bitch with bad taste. no i will not change. i am cringe but i am all of me.

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THINGS I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR
☓ bigotry (racism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc)
☓ conservatism & anti-sjw/woke/dei nonsense
☓ authoritarianism & police apologism
☓ anti-sex work & anti-kink advocacy
☓ transmedicalism & bioessentialism
☓ asexual discourse & exclusionism
☓ fandom puritanism & shipping wars
☓ lolicon & shotacon! i use the block function liberally for any and all of the above !WHY THESE THINGS IN PARTICULAR?
→ i'm queer and aroace, so i have a personal stake in a lot of this→ i'm a socialist and consider human life to be irreplaceable, regardless of
race, ethnicity, sex, gender, sexuality, religion, ability, class, etc.→ i'm of the belief that people should live their lives as they wish and/or require,
provided that it does not infringe upon the health, well-being, and rights of others→ capitalism and the hunt for endless profit will kill us all→ fuck cops, all cops are bastards, etc.→ there are more important things happening in the world than
other people playing with and making their barbies kiss. go outside.
donate to charity. volunteer in your community. literally anything else→ lolisho is insanely squicky to me and i don't want to see any of it→ i am not better than anyone for my bad tastes and neither are any of you→ you are cringe and then you die. might as well enjoy it while you're here

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AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 7
☆ david cook • david archuleta • carly smithson • syesha mercado • ramiele malubay
♡ cook & archuleta • brooke & carlyBACK TO THE FUTURE
☆ marty mcfly • emmett brown • marlene mcfly • lorraine baines • jennifer parker
♡ doc & martyBARRY
☆ noho hank • sally reed • janice moss • barry berkman • lindsay mandel
♡ christóbal/hankBREAKING BAD
☆ jesse pinkman • gustavo fring • skyler white • mike ehrmantraut • saul goodman
♡ jesse & walt • gus/max • pete/badger • jesse/happinessCARNIVÀLE
☆ justin crowe • rita sue dreifuss • ben hawkins • ruthie • iris crowe
♡ ben/happiness • ben/justinCATHERINE
☆ katherine mcbride • vincent brooks • rin • erica anderson • jonny ariga
♡ vincent/rin • vincent/katherine • vincent/jonnyDEAD BY DAYLIGHT
☆ feng min • jane romero • jeff johansen • the nurse • the doctor
♡ michael/jake/jeff • michael/laurie • nea/feng • élodie/felixDEATH STRANDING
☆ sam bridges • fragile • deadman • målingen • john blake mcclane • dollman
♡ sam/deadman • john/cliff • fragile/rainy • magellan polyculeDELTARUNE
☆ kris dreemurr • ralsei • queen • spamton g spamton • susie
♡ kris/ralsei • noelle/susie • snowgrave!kris/noelle • tenna/spamtonDETHKLOK + BRENDON SMALL
11.20.2012 + 09.30.2023
☆ andromeda • bloodlines • beastblade • nightmare • horse of fire • briefcase full of guts
♡ dethalbum III • galaktikon II: become the storm • dethalbum IIDETROIT: BECOME HUMAN
☆ hank anderson • connor • kara • luther • blue-haired traci
♡ hank/connor • traci² • rk800/rk900 • polyjerichoDISCO ELYSIUM
☆ kim kitsuragi • klaasje • harrier du bois • joyce messier • call me mañana
♡ harry/kim • klaasje/ruby • trant/jean/juditFALLOUT 4
☆ piper wright • robert joseph maccready • codsworth • nick valentine • curie
♡ maccready/survivor • piper/survivor • survivor/poly!companionsGAME GRUMPS & CO
☆ ten minute power hour • good game • ninja sex party • sequelitis
♡ arin & dan • arin & suzy • ryland/alex • sam/ashGENSHIN IMPACT
☆ ningguang • kamisato ayaka • ei • sangonomiya kokomi • jean • zhongli • yanfei
♡ ayaka/lumine • beidou/ningguang • ayato/thoma • cyno/alhaitham • lisa/jean • ei/mikoGRAND THEFT AUTO IV
☆ patrick mcreary • niko bellic • gay tony prince • kate mcreary • mallorie bardas
♡ niko/packie • niko & kate • tony & luis • niko/dwayneGRAND THEFT AUTO V
☆ trevor philips • franklin clinton • paige harris • taliana martinez • michael de santa
♡ franklin & michael & trevor • michael/trevor • franklin/lamarGRIM FANDANGO
☆ manny calavera • mercedes colomar • lupe • olivia ofrenda • salvadore limones
♡ manny/meche • manny & glottisHADES
☆ nyx • megaera • aphrodite • zagreus • achilles
♡ zagreus/thanatos/meg • nyx/persephone • theseus/asterius • achilles/patroclusHALF-LIFE UNIVERSE
☆ barney calhoun • glados • alyx vance • gordon freeman • chell • the g-man
♡ barney/gordon/alyx • glados/chell • eli/isaacHALF-LIFE VR BUT THE AI IS SELF-AWARE
☆ dr. coomer • benrey • tommy • sunkist • forzen
♡ benrey/gordon ironically and also unironicallyHANNIBAL (NBC)
☆ margot verger • will graham • chiyoh • beverly katz • abigail hobbs
♡ will/hannibal • margot/alana • price/zellerHIGURASHI NO NAKU KORO NI
☆ sonozaki shion • houjou satoko • houjou satoshi • ryuugu rena • hanyuu
♡ shion & mion • mion/rena/keiichi • keiichi/satoshi • shion/satoshi • satoko/rikaHOUSE MD
☆ james wilson • eric foreman • remy hadley • gregory house • lawrence kutner
♡ house/wilson • house/wilson/cuddy • taub/kutner • chase/foreman/cameronKINGDOM HEARTS
☆ aqua • riku • vanitas • kairi • roxas • ventus
♡ sora/riku/kairi • ventus/vanitas • aqua/cinderella • lea/isaLADY GAGA
☆ 911 • bloody mary • paparazzi • teeth • mary jane holland • vanish into you • john wayne
♡ chromatica • the fame monster • artpop • mayhemLEFT 4 DEAD + BLIND MAN'S BLUFF
☆ nick • rochelle • zoey • louis • coach
♡ savannah found family • nick/ellis • zoey & billMASS EFFECT TRILOGY
☆ kaidan alenko • miranda lawson • thane krios • ashley williams • samara
♡ john/kaidan • jack/miranda • kaidan/ashley • steve/jamesMETALOCALYPSE
☆ charles foster offdensen • pickles the drummer • nathan explosion • abigail remeltindrinc
♡ pickles/charles • pickles/nathan • polyklokMORTAL KOMBAT
☆ frost • kuai liang • jade • takahashi kenshi • hasashi hanzo
♡ liang/hanzo • jade/kitana • mileena/tanyaTHE MOUNTAIN GOATS
06.05.2014 + 04.17.2024
☆ sax rohmer #1 • no children • younger • baboon • broom people • no, i can't
♡ tallahassee • all eternals deck • transcendental youth • the sunset treeOSSAN'S LOVE
☆ kurosawa musashi • kuribayashi choko • rikudo kikunosuke • haruta soichi • arai chizu
♡ maki/haruta/kurosawa • izumi/kiku • haruta's found familyOVERWATCH
☆ zenyatta • mercy • reinhardt • mei • widowmaker • genji
♡ mercy/widowmaker • genji/zenyatta • reinhardt/hanzoTHE PITT
☆ cassandra mckay • melanie king • michael robinavitch • heather collins • dana evans
♡ robby/langdon • mckay/javadi • santos & whitakerRAMMSTEIN
09.06.2022
☆ mein teil • mein herz brennt • heirate mich • rosenrot • zeig dich • armee der tristen
♡ paul & richard • till & flake • paul & tillRED DEAD REDEMPTION
☆ arthur morgan • abigail marston • john marston • tilly jackson • sadie adler
♡ arthur/john/abigail • dutch/hosea • sadie/abigail • molly/karenREMEDY CONNECTED UNIVERSE
☆ alan wake • saga anderson • jesse faden • mr. scratch • ahti
♡ alan/scratch • alan/alice • saga & casey • barry/alan/aliceSATURDAY NIGHT LIVE + ALUMNI
☆ late night with seth meyers • barry • documentary now! • portlandia • john mulaney
♡ seth/stefon • barry/hankSILENT HILL
☆ heather mason • lisa garland • james sunderland • walter sullivan • shimizu hinako
♡ mary/james • james/harry • walter/henry/eileen • lisa/mariaSONIC THE HEDGEHOG
☆ rouge • shadow • sonic • amy rose • dr. ivo robotnik
♡ sonic/shadow • shadow & maria • knuckles/rouge • tangle/whisperSORRY WE'RE CLOSED
☆ the duchess • michelle • chamuel • robyn • matilda
♡ duchess/michelleSOUTH PARK
☆ henrietta biggle • craig tucker • stan marsh • wendy testaburger • kyle broflovski
♡ stan/kyle/wendy • craig/tweek • stan/kenny • bebe/wendy • kyle & ikeTREY PARKER & MATT STONE
☆ south park • the fractured but whole • baseketball • orgazmo • ¡casa bonita, mi amor!
♡ matt & trey • coop/remerSPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
☆ eugene h. krabs • sandy cheeks • squidward tentacles • sheldon j. plankton • mrs. puff
♡ plankton/krabs is the original friends to enemies to loversSPIDER-MAN & CO. (COMIC/FILM/GAME)
☆ peter parker • gwen stacy • eddie brock • venom symbiote • miles morales
♡ peter-2/peter-3 • peter/wade • eddie/symbiote • harry/peter/mj • gwen/mj • peter/venomSTARDEW VALLEY
☆ maru • shane • robin • emily • krobus
♡ farmer/maru • farmer/shane • emily/sandySTAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES
☆ leonard mccoy • nyota uhura • s'chn t'gai spock • james t. kirk • christine chapel
♡ kirk/spock/mccoy • uhura/chapel • sulu/chekovSTAR TREK: LOWER DECKS
☆ t'ana • t'lyn • beckett mariner • bradward boimler • d'vana tendi
♡ the greater lower decks polyculeSTRANGER THINGS
☆ nancy wheeler • steve harrington • robin buckley • max mayfield • lucas sinclair
♡ steve/jonathan/nancy • steve & robin • el/lucas/maxSUCCESSION
☆ siobhan roy • roman roy • gerri kellman • ewan roy • gil eavis
♡ roman & kendall • roy siblings • tom/gregTEAM FORTRESS 2 + EMESIS BLUE
☆ medic • spy • scout's mom • sniper • heavy • demoman
♡ unnecessarily complex ship chartUNDERTALE
☆ toriel dreemurr • napstablook • asriel dreemurr • sans • mettaton
♡ asriel/chara • alphys/undyne • toriel/sansTHE WALKING DEAD (TV)
☆ glenn rhee • daryl dixon • carl grimes • michonne hawthorne • hershel greene
♡ daryl/glenn/maggie • daryl/rick/michonne • just one big polycule