offdensen
27 | they | colorado springs, colorado, usa
sovereign of cult pegg
DRAMATICAL MURDER
☆ mink • noiz • seragaki aoba • usui • seragaki tae
♡ mink/noiz • noiz/aoba/minkTHE WALKING DEAD (TV)
☆ glenn rhee • daryl dixon • carl grimes • michonne hawthorne • hershel greene
♡ daryl/glenn/maggie • daryl/rick/michonne • just one big polyculeTHE MOUNTAIN GOATS
06.05.14 + 04.17.24
☆ sax rohmer #1 • no children • younger • baboon • broom people • no, i can't
♡ tallahassee • all eternals deck • transcendental youth • the sunset tree
i may be cringe but i am free
VIDEO GAMES
dead by daylight • death stranding • disco elysium • dishonored • genshin impact •
grand theft auto • grim fandango • hades • half-life • kingdom hearts • left 4 dead •
mass effect • mortal kombat • overwatch • portal • red dead redemption •
the red strings club • silent hill • the sims • sonic the hedgehog • starcraft •
stardew valley • team fortress 2 • undertale/deltarune
MUSIC
akira yamaoka • a perfect circle • arcade fire • baths • braids • brendon small •
brockhampton • cell 23 • daft punk • david bowie • deftones • dethklok • dir en grey • disclosure • el huervo • failure • faith no more • faunts • fingerspit • fleetwood mac • garbage • gorillaz • janelle monae • josé gonzalez • julien-k • justin timberlake • lady gaga •
lcd soundsystem • local natives • metronomy • the mountain goats • pink floyd • poolside • portishead • purity ring • rammstein • rhye • tool • type o negative • utada hikaru •
the weeknd • woodkid • the xx
TELEVISION
barry • bojack horseman • the boys • breaking bad • carnivàle • dark • death note •
drake & josh • good game • the good place • hannibal • metalocalypse • mindhunter •
moral orel • neon genesis evangelion • our flag means death • queer eye • sense8 •
severance • south park • spaced • spongebob squarepants • star trek: the original series •
stranger things • the walking dead
FILM
back to the future • child's play/chucky • the end of evangelion • dead poet's society •
the fifth element • fight club • get out • the girl with the dragon tattoo • halloween •
the handmaiden • hereditary • hot fuzz • it's such a beautiful day • knives out • moonlight • robocop • saw • spider-man • shaun of the dead • the shining • the social network •
the terminator • toy story • tron • turning red • us • the world's end • world of tomorrow
MISCELLANEOUS
bo burnham • buzzfeed unsolved • contrapoints • deadpool • defunctland •
dramatical murder • game grumps • hannah the horrible • hbomberguy •
higurashi no naku koro ni • lilsimsie • monster factory • rtgame • spider-man • the try guys • venom • watcher • wayneradiotv
SHIPS
kaidan/m!shepard • jack/miranda • mercy/widowmaker • genji/zenyatta • mink/noiz •
steve/jonathan/nancy • sora/riku/kairi • ventus/vanitas • kirk/spock/mccoy •
pickles/charles • polyklok • hank/connor • nicholas/danny • spy/scoutma • medic/demo •
spy/engie • niko/packie • will/hannibal • margot/alana • barney/gordon/alyx • chell/glados • sonic/shadow • knuckles/rouge • harry/kim • nick/ellis • peter-2/peter-3 • eddie/symbiote • peter/wade • manny/meche • daryl/rick/michonne • scorpion/sub-zero
i'm a stupid bitch with bad taste. no i will not change.
THINGS I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR
☓ bigotry (racism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc)
☓ conservatism & anti-sjw nonsense
☓ authoritarianism & police apologism
☓ anti-sex work & anti-kink advocacy
☓ transmedicalism & gender essentialism
☓ asexual discourse & exclusionism
☓ fandom puritanism & shipping wars
☓ child/adult ships & sexual depictions of young characters
☓ general elitism! i use the block function liberally for any and all of the above !WHY THESE THINGS IN PARTICULAR?
→ i'm nonbinary, pan, and aromantic asexual, so i have a personal stake in a lot of this→ i'm a leftist and consider human life to be irreplaceable, regardless of
race, ethnicity, sex, gender, sexuality, religion, ability, class, etc.→ i'm of the belief that people should live their lives as they wish and/or require,
provided that it does not infringe upon the health, well-being, and rights of others→ fuck cops, all cops are bastards, etc.→ i'm a fucking adult who works full-time and i do not have the energy
to get into internet fights about which ships are "okay" to enjoy. stop being a cop→ child/adult ships and lolisho are insanely squicky to me and i don't want to see any of it→ i am not better than anyone for my bad tastes and neither are any of you→ you are cringe and then you die. might as well enjoy it while you're here
headliners
arcade fire (2011) ☆
mushroomhead (2011, 2012)
dethklok (2012, 2023) ♡
mindless self indulgence (2013)
the mountain goats (2014, 2024) ♡
purity ring (2015, 2016) ♡
disclosure (2016) ♡
brand new (2016)
a perfect circle (2017) ♡
rhye (2018) ♡
game grumps (2019, 2022) ♡
rammstein (2022) ♡
babymetal (2023)
guests
local natives (2011) ♡
all that remains (2012)
black dahlia murder (2012)
loamlands (2014)
braids (2015) ♡
health (2016) ☆
modest mouse (2016)
your smith (2018) ♡
abélard (2022)
katy kirby (2024)
♡ bucket list ♡
lady gaga
baths
deftones
dir en grey
portishead
upcoming
BARRY
☆ noho hank • sally reed • janice moss • barry berkman • lindsay mandel
♡ christóbal/hankBREAKING BAD
☆ jesse pinkman • gustavo fring • skyler white • mike ehrmantraut • saul goodman
♡ jesse & walt • gus/max • pete/badger • jesse/happinessCARNIVÀLE
☆ justin crowe • rita sue dreifuss • ben hawkins • ruthie • iris crowe
♡ ben/happiness • ben/justinCATHERINE
☆ katherine mcbride • vincent brooks • rin • erica anderson • jonny ariga
♡ vincent/rin • vincent/katherine • vincent/jonnyDEAD BY DAYLIGHT
☆ feng min • jane romero • jeff johansen • the nurse • the doctor
♡ michael/jake/jeff • michael/laurie • nea/feng • élodie/felixDEATH STRANDING
☆ fragile • sam bridges • clifford unger • målingen • john blake mcclane
♡ sam/deadman • john/cliff • fragile/lockneDETHKLOK + BRENDON SMALL
11.20.12 + 09.30.23
☆ andromeda • bloodlines • beastblade • nightmare • horse of fire • briefcase full of guts
♡ dethalbum III • galaktikon II: become the storm • dethalbum IIDETROIT: BECOME HUMAN
☆ hank anderson • connor • kara • luther • blue-haired traci
♡ hank/connor • traci² • rk800/rk900 • polyjerichoDISCO ELYSIUM
☆ kim kitsuragi • klaasje • harrier du bois • joyce messier • call me mañana
♡ harry/kim • klaasje/ruby • trant/jean/juditFALLOUT 4
☆ piper wright • robert joseph maccready • codsworth • nick valentine • curie
♡ maccready/survivor • piper/survivor • survivor/poly!companionsGAME GRUMPS & CO
☆ ten minute power hour • good game • ninja sex party • sequelitis
♡ arin & dan • arin & suzy • ryland/alex • sam/ashGENSHIN IMPACT
☆ ningguang • kamisato ayaka • ei • sangonomiya kokomi • jean • zhongli • yanfei
♡ ayaka/lumine • beidou/ningguang • ayato/thoma • cyno/alhaitham • lisa/jean • ei/mikoGRAND THEFT AUTO IV
☆ patrick mcreary • niko bellic • gay tony prince • kate mcreary • mallorie bardas
♡ niko/packie • niko & kate • tony & luis • niko/dwayneGRAND THEFT AUTO V
☆ trevor philips • franklin clinton • paige harris • taliana martinez • michael de santa
♡ franklin & michael & trevor • michael/trevor • franklin/lamarGRIM FANDANGO
☆ manny calavera • mercedes colomar • lupe • olivia ofrenda • salvadore limones
♡ manny/meche • manny & glottisHADES
☆ nyx • megaera • aphrodite • zagreus • achilles
♡ zagreus/thanatos/meg • nyx/persephone • theseus/asterius • achilles/patroclusHALF-LIFE UNIVERSE
☆ barney calhoun • glados • alyx vance • gordon freeman • chell • the g-man
♡ barney/gordon/alyx • glados/chell • eli/isaacHALF-LIFE VR BUT THE AI IS SELF-AWARE
☆ dr. coomer • benrey • tommy • sunkist • forzen
♡ benrey/gordon ironically and also unironicallyHANNIBAL (NBC)
☆ margot verger • will graham • chiyoh • beverly katz • abigail hobbs
♡ will/hannibal • margot/alana • price/zellerHIGURASHI NO NAKU KORO NI
☆ sonozaki shion • houjou satoko • houjou satoshi • ryuugu rena • hanyuu
♡ shion & mion • mion/rena/keiichi • keiichi/satoshi • shion/satoshi • satoko/rikaKINGDOM HEARTS
☆ aqua • riku • vanitas • kairi • roxas
♡ sora/riku/kairi • ventus/vanitas • aqua/cinderella • lea/isaLADY GAGA
☆ paparazzi • 911 • bloody mary • teeth • mary jane holland • john wayne
♡ chromatica • the fame monster • artpopLEFT 4 DEAD + BLIND MAN'S BLUFF
☆ nick • rochelle • zoey • louis • coach
♡ savannah found family • nick/ellis • zoey & billMASS EFFECT TRILOGY
☆ kaidan alenko • miranda lawson • thane krios • ashley williams • samara
♡ john/kaidan • jack/miranda • kaidan/ashley • steve/jamesMETALOCALYPSE
☆ charles foster offdensen • pickles the drummer • nathan explosion • abigail remeltindrinc
♡ pickles/charles • pickles/nathan • polyklokMORTAL KOMBAT
☆ frost • kuai liang • jade • takahashi kenshi • hasashi hanzo
♡ liang/hanzo • jade/kitana • mileena/tanyaOUR FLAG MEANS DEATH
☆ edward teach • stede bonnet • lucius spriggs • mary bonnet • izzy hands • jim jimenez
♡ stede/ed/izzy • jim/oluwande • lucius/izzy • pete/lucius • jackie/jimOVERWATCH
☆ zenyatta • mercy • reinhardt • mei • widowmaker • genji
♡ mercy/widowmaker • genji/zenyatta • reinhardt/hanzoRAMMSTEIN
9.6.22
☆ mein teil • mein herz brennt • heirate mich • rosenrot • zeig dich • armee der tristen
♡ paul & richard • till & flake • paul & tillSATURDAY NIGHT LIVE + ALUMNI
☆ late night with seth meyers • barry • documentary now! • portlandia • john mulaney
♡ seth/stefon • barry/hankSILENT HILL
☆ heather mason • lisa garland • james sunderland • eileen galvin • walter sullivan
♡ mary/james • james/harry • walter/henry/eileenSONIC THE HEDGEHOG
☆ rouge • shadow • sonic • amy rose • dr. ivo robotnik
♡ sonic/shadow • shadow & maria • knuckles/rouge • tangle/whisperSOUTH PARK
☆ henrietta biggle • craig tucker • stan marsh • wendy testaburger • kyle broflovski
♡ craig/tweek • stan/kyle/wendy • stan/kenny • kyle & ike • kenny & karenSPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
☆ eugene h. krabs • sandy cheeks • squidward tentacles • sheldon j. plankton • mrs. puff
♡ plankton/krabs is the original friends to enemies to loversSPIDER-MAN & CO. (COMIC/FILM/GAME)
☆ peter parker • gwen stacy • eddie brock • venom symbiote • miles morales
♡ peter-2/peter-3 • peter/wade • eddie/symbiote • harry/peter/mj • gwen/mj • peter/venomSTARDEW VALLEY
☆ maru • shane • robin • emily • krobus
♡ farmer/maru • farmer/shane • emily/sandySTAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES
☆ leonard mccoy • nyota uhura • s'chn t'gai spock • james t. kirk • christine chapel
♡ kirk/spock/mccoy • uhura/chapel • sulu/chekovSTRANGER THINGS
☆ nancy wheeler • steve harrington • robin buckley • max mayfield • dustin henderson
♡ steve/jonathan/nancy • steve & robinSUCCESSION
☆ roman roy • siobhan roy • gerri kellman • ewan roy • gil eavis
♡ roman & kendall • roy siblings • tom/gregTEAM FORTRESS 2 + EMESIS BLUE
☆ medic • spy • scout's mom • sniper • heavy • demoman
♡ unnecessarily complex ship chartUNDERTALE/DELTARUNE
☆ toriel dreemurr • queen • ralsei • frisk • asriel dreemurr • sans • spamton
♡ kris/ralsei • asriel/chara • alphys/undyne • toriel/sansTHE WALKING DEAD (TV)
☆ glenn rhee • daryl dixon • carl grimes • michonne hawthorne • hershel greene
♡ daryl/glenn/maggie • daryl/rick/michonne • just one big polycule
vaska
year three
maru ♡
standard farm
comprehensive
zeras
year one
shane ♡
hill-top farm
coops & slimes
eun-yeong
year one
leah ♡
forest farm
flowers & honey